Shit You’ll Need:
- a candle
This spell’s simple because the user requested something closet-friendly.
Step One: Light your candle, take a deep breath, and focus.
Step Two: Say
I claim this house, every door and every shelf.
I claim this day for some time to myself.
By candlelight, I lay this spell
For peace and quiet. May it serve me well.
Let the candle burn down and wait. The spell may not get rid of everyone, but it ought to give you some time to yourself.